Actual headline, from actual mainstream news outlet.
Palin pre-empts state report, clears self
Alaska lawmakers expected to release ethics probe findings FridayANCHORAGE, Alaska – Trying to head off a potentially embarrassing state ethics report on GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin, campaign officials released their own report Thursday that clears her of any wrongdoing.
Next up, preemptive pardons!
Please take it back, Alaska.
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She’s a Conservative, so obviously she’s guilty. Why she hasn’t been dragged out back and shot yet is beyond me.
Vote for ethical leaders like Obama and Deval!!!!
Who said she’s guilty?
But she certainly can’t be ‘cleared’ before anyone, including herself, has seen the report.
Well if this is how it works, let me just say that I was not actually drunk later on this evening and didn’t actually post anything stupid around 1am because I couldn’t see the keyboard properly.
I’m gonna try to spend the whole weekend thinking like Lindsay Lohan and see if I can turn myself into an Obama supporter. Wish me luck!!!
McHover is in a bad spot, he has had to talk down the crowds at his rallies! Today in Minnesota McHover said that no one should be afraid of Obama being President the crowd turned on him and Booed! Talk radio politics is over!
BREAKING NEWS: The troopergate report is out I’m watching the findings now on MSNBC and the investigation says Palin ABUSED her office for firing the Alaskan Public Safety Officer! Wait for Monegan now to sue the Governor for his job back! Palin is TOAST along with McHover the GOP and Regannomics! Lincoln you are a political fossil now!
She was cleared of all wrongdoing, dimwit. The “abuse of power”, had nothing to do with the subject of the trumped-up investigation.
Not to Monegan, if you work for the Governor, try not to “Tase” any of her relatives, or you might be in hot water.
Maybe I’ll try thinking like Rosie O’Donnell for a day or two, Lindsay Lohan’s brain ain’t doing it for me.
Why do you lie so much lincoln!
America’s most hated hockey mom was BOOED off the stage tonight in Philly!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7TgDanmWkg
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!