In the wake of Dianne Williamsons superb slaying of local muckraker and queen of provincial douche baggery, Rosalie Tirella, it appears Rosalie is bringing her In City Times online.
Interesting choice of domains, typically the .org top level domain is used by not for profits.
Well, welcome to the internet Rosalie. May you find your new online home full of goatse, lemon party and 419 scams. While we’re on the subject of the internets, I will buy a beer for the first person who can provide me with a Rosalie Tirella themed example of ‘Rule 34′?
Daily Worcesterias take can be found here.
***UPDATE***
While poking around the new ICT site I took a peek at the page source and whaddaya know, published material that was commented out of the site. The page in question is here. Material involving the names and places of people I’ve never heard of before today were stripped as I’m not looking to be part of Rosalie’s games, the piece is extremely long and to be honest I’m actually kind of disturbed by the whole thing; I do however want to make sure we’re all the same page in understanding just how crazy this lady is. If you would like to see the full article yourself follow the above link and view the page source. Have fun kids:
Green Island Grrrl
By Rosalie Tirella
To T & G columnist Dianne Williamnson: What you don’t know about Jeffrey XXXXX
Dear Dianne,
How lovely to hear from you again! You have been calling me and calling me! You of the big mouth and the teeny cranium. You of the cellulite thighs and the jiggly ego. You, the big whale, in the small Worcester County pond. Splashing around in your stinky poop-filled cess pool. Splish, splash, splish, splash. If people were body parts – you would be the anus or, better yet, the appendix before it is just removed – a useless and ugly appendage filled with puss. A puss pocket! That’s what you are, Dianne Williamson! A puss pocket!
But enough pleasantries!
Big story. So my ex-boyfriend Jeffrey XXXXX telephones you and now you, Worcester’s own slobbering blood/newshound, are hot on my tail. (By the way, Jeff calls you: “That big, ugly dyke.”)
Well then.
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Wow! That was some of the best stuff I’ve ever read. Let’s have some more of that in the InCity Times and I will be a regular reader. Rosie sure knows journalism!
who’s gunna shoot that lady in the face?
Wow! Diane, it may be time for a restraining order . . .
That broad is nuts!
Quite the insane rant and ramble…. I see why I have never spent more than 2 minutes reading that rag!!
Usually one needs to pay a cover charge for quality entertainment like that.
Looks like InCityTimes.com has been bought–there’s a placeholder. Perhaps that’s why they got the .org.
While Williamson is a pretty lousy excuse for a columnist, this InCity Times broad sounds like an absolute moron. A “sack of pus”? A “big, ugly, dyke”? Really? Any eighth-grader could come up with better insults than that.
Who cares if she has a website, ICT is the worst excuse for a paper, I would say that I have ever seen but I never see the paper anywhere! If I did see it anywhere I would gather up all the copies and dump em in the nearest dumpster, if it was illegal I would take the pinch and feel good that I got some trash off the streets!
Ooh, legal threats!!! Those are the best! They never amount to anything (and rarely, if ever, occur) except in the hysterical minds of the persecution addicted.
I was just gonna say that this woman has along history of committing basic fuckups that would have gotten any cub reporter shit-canned at any other paper, bu then it dawned on me that no cub repoter would ever be as sloppy, stupid or journalistically inept as she’s been. But who needs standards when your both editor and owner? It’s good to be Queen.
Anyway, it’s interesting to see a woman who just published and posed for a swimsuit issue, whose purpose to defying unatainable, mass media standards of beauty by celebrating real woman’s bodies of all shapes and sizes instead, now commenting on another woman’s cellulite thighs, not mention reffering to her as “the big whale, in the small Worcester County pond” and of having a “jiggly ego”.
I’m sure she’ll be be issuing an apology to all of her female readers any day now.
I was always a fan of Lemmon 714′s in the late 70′s
What a shit show. I mean honestly, if you are going to refer to yourself as a journalist, please have some integrity. You might want to look into some night classes…