But apparently the official, mandatory and exclusive Halloween costume for every American female is whore. School girl whores, teacher whores, zombie whores, pirate whores, princes whores, prom queen whores, b-girl whores, punk chick whores, Quicky-Mart employee whores; the list goes on and on and on. Pretty whores, ugly whores, skinny whores, fat whores, White, Black, Asian, Latino and Martian whores.
I love this country.
Happy Halloween my fellow miscreants.
