Breast milk for sale

by Brendan Melican on April 13, 2005

Since my kid would rather scream at me than eat on the days that were home together, I’ve decided to start selling the milk that momma Paxton so kindly pumps for young Oliver. So if you’re a pervert with a breast milk fetish or a kid whose moms teats have gone dry, get in touch and i can provide you with a few bottles on the side for a reasonable fee.

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uncle April 14, 2005 at 8:31 am

can you make ice cream ?

Paxton April 14, 2005 at 6:15 pm
chris June 6, 2005 at 4:06 am

would like to purchase breast milk. contact me please

jamie June 15, 2005 at 5:21 pm

i would love to sell my extra frozen breast milk for $1 per ounce plus shipping. email me at lookoutj6@yahoo.com

ted July 1, 2005 at 3:20 am

Tell me what you look and i will buy some i wish i could get it right from you than i could trust it !

Andy July 1, 2005 at 8:16 am

I am interested in buying breastmilk. Please contact me.

Jacqueline Gilstrap July 2, 2005 at 3:53 pm

If you live in or around New England and would like to purchase breastmilk please email me at jacquelinebowie@hotmail.com. I have plenty to share and will have for the next year as my baby is only 7 weeks old. I take nutrition and healthy lifestyle very seriously.

charlie July 5, 2005 at 7:40 pm

would like to buy some breast milk let me know thanks

Laura July 9, 2005 at 1:16 am

I would be interested in selling my milk. I don’t drink or smoke, and I follow a healthy lifestyle. Email me at smoochums@aol.com

Catherine July 25, 2005 at 3:34 pm

I have breast milk for sale. Please e-mail me at cityhills3@bellsouth.net

Momma Paxton July 27, 2005 at 3:42 pm

For the record, I do not approve of selling off my milk.

And also, to the ladies so willing to sell off your milk, unless you have an over abundance of a supply, I’d hold onto what you’ve got. Things change.

And another damn thing. To the men who want to buy it…i have no words.

Lisa S August 3, 2005 at 10:52 pm

I have a 6 week old who cannot keep up with my milk supply I produce. I do not drink, smoke, or use tobacco products for I am breastfeeding my own baby. If you would like to buy my milk, please email me. I think $1.00 an ounce + shipping is a good price.
ferfjey@hotmail.com

LKay August 4, 2005 at 4:45 am

For you information,
Breast milk is used for things other then just pervert men with a breast milk fetish or kids whose mom’s teats have gone dry!! It’s used for some infants that have serious health concerns. And I don’t think that it is something that should be jokingly advertised as for sale.

Belle August 5, 2005 at 7:37 pm

Hi I am interested in purchasing breast milk – I am a female so this would be for alternative health purposes plan to give to my sick animals
(I am a woman and have scientific interest ) thanks please email me
if have any questions
nothing beats human source

annmarie August 7, 2005 at 3:24 pm

I am interested in selling my breast milk, I have a 1month old that is has plenty. Please contact me if you r interested at annmariecdo@yahoo.com

Alli August 8, 2005 at 6:20 pm

I have breast milk for sale. I will ship nationwide.

joe August 13, 2005 at 9:32 am

I have Breast milk fetish. like to get it fresh from the teats. I live near Louisville Ky

joe August 13, 2005 at 9:36 am

fassanashun@hotmail would Love some breast milk strait from the source

Jen August 18, 2005 at 2:45 pm

I have frozen breast milk, currently nursing my baby, but have abundant supply, you may contact me at locjen@aol.com

allison August 18, 2005 at 6:58 pm

Selling breast milk is ILLEGAL and unsanitary

Paxton August 18, 2005 at 7:31 pm

Actually Allison, it is neither illegal nor is it unsanitary, they actually have banks for selling breast milk.
Gross, yes. Illegal and unsanitary, no.
Thanks for playing!

Lisa Busse August 18, 2005 at 10:51 pm

I am an RN who is breast feeding my son. His needs are changing but my supply is great. I am very healthy, dont smoke, dont drink and no drugs. Email me if interested. $1.00 oz plus shipping.

becks August 19, 2005 at 12:01 pm

I am a very healthy mom who would like to sell extra breast milk. If intrested email klsmommy@hotmail.com

rebecca August 19, 2005 at 11:08 pm

This is perfect for someone like me. I can’t keep up with my baby. I only produce 2 maybe 3 ounces in each punping and my baby drinks 7oz.(A friend helped out) I tried formula, but my baby just throws it all up. Thank goodness for the internet.

Dave August 20, 2005 at 9:46 am

Looking for Breastfeeding Moms to model for (The Radiant Beauty Of Morherhood) The payment to you will be $400.00 and we can usually find a photographer in your area. You can reach me at zaam38@hotmail.com thanks. David

Andi August 20, 2005 at 10:38 pm

I have excess milk for sale as my 4-month old can’t keep up. I don’t smoke or drink and never have. Feel free to contact me directly at jbannister2@cox.net if you are interested at $2.00 per oz. Thx.

Kristin August 24, 2005 at 4:05 pm

To Rebecca- Please please email me back, I will put you in contact with a IBCLC (Lactation Consultant) who can tell you the safe and proper way to increase your milk supply!

Kristin August 24, 2005 at 4:08 pm

I have breast milk for sale, please email if interested. I will provided medical records as well as a statement from my IBCLC upon request.
kls1480@msn.com

Kristin August 24, 2005 at 4:09 pm

Rebecca- sorry here is my email address! kls1480@msn.com

Lori August 26, 2005 at 10:59 pm

I have a healthy 9 month old (still exclusively breastfeeding), and lots of excess breastmilk sitting in the freezer. I just really don’t want it to go bad or have to throw it away. I have approx. 1000 – 2000 ounces available. Is anyone interested in this. Please send me an e-mail.

Jennifer August 27, 2005 at 1:03 pm

If anyone is still interested in buying breastmilk, please contact me at JennyLeitch@yahoo.com.

Kelly August 31, 2005 at 8:15 pm

I also, like so many others have breast milk for sale. My baby is 5 months old and not interested in taking a bottle. $1 an ounce. Email me if you want to buy some. Thanks!

mom September 1, 2005 at 6:42 pm

Has anyone sold milk over the internet this way? I have a freezer full. I don’t want the perverts to buy this. If you are one-that’s just sick. Just want the babies who need it to have it. My baby won’t take a bottle. I am a non-smoker, drug free and non drinking mom. In great shape. 2 dollers per ounce plus shipping.

Kelsey Cane September 12, 2005 at 9:35 pm

I have a two week old baby. I have been over-producing and would be interested in selling my milk. Please contact me at kelsey7h@yahoo.com

Stacy September 19, 2005 at 10:48 pm

I am a very healthy 25 year old, my baby is 7 weeks old. I have been storing my breast milk for 3 weeks and already have 938 extra ounces. I am using about 30 ounces a day for my baby and pumping over 80 ounces a day. If interested please contact me at hiney45@verizon.net. I want to help someone in need.

Butch September 24, 2005 at 6:24 am

It’s not just babies and perverts who might need breastmilk. Breastmilk contains very powerful antibodies that can help a person at any age. An adult who is very sick can get amazing benefits from drinking breastmilk, since the anntibodies can cure him or her. So I would tell those who criticize adults for buying breastmilk to back off. They don’t know all of the circumstances

Nicole September 27, 2005 at 6:40 pm

I am a mother of twins in the Myrtle Beach SC, would be interested in selling my milk locally and fresh, if interested contact me at nlincourt909@aol.com

jess September 30, 2005 at 3:26 pm

clean healthy breastmilk for sale. $1.50 ounce plus s/h. live in pacific northwest. email jessjx4@yahoo.com

Elizabeth October 2, 2005 at 9:15 pm

I’m a healthy 26 year old. My son is almost 4 months old and I have a freezer full of breast milk plus at least 6 ozs a day that I’m throwing out because I don’t have the room. I don’t smoke, drink or do drugs. If you would be interested in buying my milk please let me know. emark@san.rr.com

Christine October 3, 2005 at 5:45 pm

Have lots of breast milk frozen from Ohio and would like to sale it. I am a very healthy 23 year old and have lots of extra milk. Please contact me a tonicakes@speedy1.net and would be more than glad to figure something out with you. My baby went from 2lb 14oz to
9lb 10oz in 2 months. That is some good milk. *Smiles*

Mandi October 3, 2005 at 10:05 pm

Very healthy 28 year old mother of two very healthy girls has excess breast milk. Non-smoker, no alcohol, no drugs, no caffeine. No health problems. HIV neg, hepatitis neg,… willing to send copies of all labwork results for safety reasons. Please contact me if interested: msbaxter82177@netscape.net.

$1.50 per ounce + shipping

Diane October 3, 2005 at 11:00 pm

I have been over producing lately and will sell breast milk for $2.00 an ounce plus shipping. If interested send an e-mail.

Dave October 7, 2005 at 10:46 pm

We are comming up short and are thinking about maybe buying… Riverside, CA area, how would you ship?
Thanks

Dave October 7, 2005 at 10:47 pm

oops!! Just posted the above, our email address is davekin@pacbell.net
Thanks Again…

Nicole H. October 9, 2005 at 11:42 pm

Had a baby 10-08-05 he was adopted by a loving couple. I am looking to sell my milk for a reasonable price. If interested please contact me and let me know what you think human milk is worth, i have no idea. I’ve seen it for sale for any where from 50 cents to four dollars. let me know what you think. e mail- lil_elocin@yahoo.com

Brandi October 10, 2005 at 10:59 pm

I have 3 month old twins and I am currently producing extra breastmilk. I would like to sell it for $2/oz plus s/h/ I will ship it frozen or cold to anywhere. Please email me at mnbreastfeedingmama@yahoo.com I do not smoke, drink or do drugs.

Jeanna October 11, 2005 at 4:07 pm

Breastmilk supply can be increased by nursing or pumping more often.Also when pumping after your milk flow stops continue to pump for an additional 3 to 5 minutes to demonstrate a higher demand and your body should naturally produce more milk…however if all of those things fail and you would like to buy breast milk I have plenty of extra.
kjka@coxcable.net

Amber October 13, 2005 at 3:15 pm

Have too much milk and would like to sell. Fresh or frozen. Have very healthy five-month old, exclusively breastfeed never been sick, and is the 95 percentile for his weight and height.

Amber October 13, 2005 at 3:15 pm
Peggy October 13, 2005 at 6:24 pm

I will be weaning my baby soon. I would like to continue to pump and sell my brestmilk. I am healthy, no smoking, no alcohol, no caffeine. Let me know if you are interested.
I am located in Arizona. Please only serious inquiries that need it for their babies. I am willing to negotiate price.
email me at simplycandles@juno.com

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